What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:05
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
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In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What is the most gay experience with your dad?
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Make Nazis afraid again!